Saturday, March 17, 2001
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Another update. Joy of joys.

Well, I'm currently at the LAN at Tash's house. It's much fun. 20 people actually fitted in this house. IT's... Cool. It'd be cooler if I could manage to play Cs... mayeb I'll try again in a minute.

Well, let's list some of the craziness going on.
-Noodles computer just killed itself. Utterly. Owch... Poor Noodles.
-Earlier, there was a 'kinky couch', and at one point, I was the only male ona couch with three hot females. As a Teenage male.. Could I hope for more? And I have photographic proof! Expect that to be uploaded once tash sends it to me, or some such.
-People keep asking me for a burn of Gunman. Heh. No, sorry.
-Black adn White has gone GOOOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!! Not really to do with the LAN, but still damn cool. Expect me to be lost to the world in a week or so.
-My computer is utterly *ucked. Which si sad. Gotta try rebooting and removing power cords and stuff again to see if I can get my damned computer to run CS. Wish em luck.
-Wrote a bunch of poems. Some of themw ere pretty cool, expect postings soon. =)
-Tash has a weird lump in her back.. We suspect a muscle knot... Or, maybe it's one of thsoe chest burster things from Aliens...
-Damien didn't show up, some sort of whining about a headache. Someone needs to introduce that boy to Asprin.... I mean, 20 people LAN, AND lot's of tiem with his GF? Oi.
-While I was away from the LAN, I met Erin, which was... Quiet. Luckily Amber was there to fill the conversation voids with... Well, lots and lots of talking. No word on wethe rI actually will be accompaning her to the ball yet. Stay posted faithful readers.

--Kiljoy
"Shut up, sit up, and pass the damn pills."


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Monday, March 12, 2001
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Well well... Looks like I'm using my Blogger for what I intended. Rapid updates. Well, soem fo you might argue that my updating isn't that Rapid, especially in comparison to Say, Tash's. But that's beside the point.

So, how are all you little people out there in Net reading land? Good I trust, if not.. Get your own Blog, I council enough people as it is. And while I stumbeled across the subject, don't you love emotional turmoil?

Me, I'm normally a listener, I'm one of theose folks who tries to cheer other people up. How I manage it I don't know, generally I just shout at them that they should stop blaming themselves, and throw in twsited and somewhat inappropriate jokes with a fresh squeeze of black humor. But I do. It's a gift.

Ally's on right now, which is fine and Dandy. I'm also listening to the "Hmmmm" Song. It's a confusing mess of voices and songs... Suits my mind. I was discussing today with Tash, how I write poetry, and it doesn't really Rhyme, and it's free form. Chotic. No point, just thought I'd add that.

Only about 3 weeks maximum till I get Black and White. Then I'll have to put up a link to my Creatures homepage, so you can all go see how I'm treating him. Black and White is an extremly good game, by the way, where you play at God and parent to a Tamagotchi-esque 400 foot creature. What's not to love? The AI on the creature is so advanced, however, that your crature will learn from everything you do.. Much like.. I don't know.. Hmmm... Some kind of weird Psychology test in a game. And the AI is so advanced, ath the creature can dance to any MP3 you play, and write it's own Homepage. We're ntot alking Shakespeare ehre, but still... It sounds beyond amazing. I think I'll lock myself in a room with two minute noodles, my computer, a working phone line, and a toilet bucket for a few weeks...


Ah. Ben Lee, Cigarette's Will Kill you. I love this song, even though I don't even KNOW if ti has a message, nevermind have the vaguest conception of what it might mean, and can't be bothered attempting to comprehend it. IT's simply good, weird, inappropriate fun in my opinion.

A great thign about this page.. I am a mini God here. Whatever I say, whatever I do... You have to listen.. Muwhahahaha! Or click the back button... But you wouldn't do that, right? Aw.. Shoot. Who cares. I'm gonna get to sleepy byes early for the first tiem in weeks. I gotta get up early tommorow so I can playa computer game in all honesty... Well, I'm Stuart Porter, and this was the Padded Cell only-slightly-late-News and Views. Goodnight!


-Kiljoy
"I'm here, I ain't queer, ph34r me."*




*No offense intended for those who aren't here, are Homosexually inclined, or who don't ph34r me. To those in the last category, Do worry. Give it time, give it time...



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