Do you people realise that... Wait.. Savage Garden is playing.
*Delete*
Ahh. Shawn Mullins. Much better. Ok.. Where was I.. Oh yes. Do you realise ti takes a real flare to scrape butter correctly? With a butter knife and all? Well it does. After a small amount of experimenting, I think I'm now ready tot ake my 1337 butter scraping skills out into the world. Why you ask? Because I can scrape butter perfectly.
Ya see, it all started when, at about 3 o'clock, I decided I wanted lunch before going into work. So, I cooked up some Two minute noodles, whihc I should imagine I'll be living off in another 3 months... Wait. I should give instructions on how tomake proper Two minute noodles while I'm at it.
Instructions:
-Open the packet, tip it into your bowl.
-Put aside Flavour satchet for later.
-Break noodle biscuit in half, open flavour.
-Sprinkle the flavouring evenly over the noodles, and poor the excess into the bottom of the bowl.
-Add water.
-Stick it in the microwave for 2:30 minutes, on high.
-Take a fork, open the microwave, and prod the noodles, submerging them all beneath the water and generally makign sure they're getting nicelt squishy.
-Microwave for another minute.
-Remove noodles, be careful. Hot.
-Use a fork or spoon to hold the noodle sin the bowl while emptying out all that liquid.
-Add butter, mix the noodles thoroughly.
Voila!
Anyway, when I was adding butter to my noodles, and I think I'll have another bowel in a minute or four, the first time, I ended up only getting a little and making dent things in the butter.
But then... The second time. It was like I was inspired. Lots of butter, perfectly smooth after. I even went bakc over where I've gotten the butter from first time to get rid of the claw mark things. And thus, I am a Genius.
--Kiljoy
"Is it chicken flavoured?"
posted by Unknown at 3/20/2001 11:11:00 PM [edit]
Page has been updated. Worship me. OR YOUR LIFE BE FORFEIT!!! Oh.. temptation island is on. Time to go watch women wearing too small bikini tops.
I'm male. Sue me.
--Kiljoy
"If I fall over, try not to step on my head."
posted by Unknown at 3/20/2001 05:40:00 AM [edit]
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Well, I'm not at a LAN or at Tasha's house right now. Go figure.
I'm trying to keep my Blogs regular to stop you all from whining, but it's hard. I'm too lazy. And I keep contemplating updating the whole homepage.. Which reminds me, B&A app...
And I think, being the enlightening and somewhat scary guy I am, I should choose to enlighten you all about Mucking. Sit down and pay attention.
What is a Muck? Well.. It's sort of like Mirc, really. A special server set up for Role Playing. Remember how when youw ere little you'd pretend to be Batman or Barbie or whatever? And girls would pretend to be Mothers and secretary's and stuff? Well, that's what ya do on a Muck.. Sorta. You Roleplay being a character, play pretend. And you try to do it well.
It's addictive, and it let's you escape reality for a few hours. And with all the masks modern society has anyway, it's not that much of a challenge, So! All of ya go and search on Google or Yahoo for Mucks right now! Oh, and you'll need a Muck client to RP. Get one'a them too. I recommend Pueblo, www.Chaco.com I think.
Hmmmm... What else to talk about.. Oh, yes. All of you who know ehr, give Weaboon a hug. She's depressed. And ask her what the ehck ehr name means while you're at it... O.o
Well... that's about all I can think of to say... I have a bit of a cold, but it should be gone by tommorow. Buffy's on tonight, and there was much rejoicing... Hrmmm... I think that's all folks. Time to get some Coffee.
--Kiljoy
"Which came first, Puberty or the Depressive, Angst ridden poetry....?"
posted by Unknown at 3/20/2001 04:26:00 AM [edit]
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