Monday, April 30, 2001
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Doop doopity doo.
That's right folks, It's time for another episode of Kiljoy's Blog! *Insert voice over and corny, badly done computer graphic here*
Well, what do I have to say for myself? Suddenly, very little... I think I need some WinAmp to get those creative juices flowing.

Well, what has our brave hero done today? So far?
Woke up - Big achievement for the day.
Went to TAFE - Only half an hour late.
Left TAFE - Only half an hour early
Fiddeled with his computer - Everybody needs a hobby
Started writing this - Hey, at least I'm updating, right?

Wasn't that exciting?
Well, you're not paying me to be exciting, so.
Did write a poem today and invent a possible way of helping to encrypt and hide sensitive links with the aid of Java. Gonna talk to Garry about it later, see if it's feasible. I could become a millionaire. Muwhahahaha.

Yer, anyway.
In more likely news, I will attempt to get my Portmans password back, and then use this password for EVIL! Or to upload my quasi-updated friends page.
And, because I'm lacking things to write, I will quite possibly add my new poem to the end of Today's Blog. Rejoice and be merry, people. Or I'll kick you in the shins. Hard.

She loves me, she loves me not...
Well, some may recall from my somewhat infamous Monster Blog, that I'm no longer single. You must be proud of a memory like that you must.
How's that going?
Pretty good, thanks. Though so far me and Elise have had the luxury of holidays. These school day juggling tricks could result in stress, loneliness and some sorrow. But, hopefully we're both equipped to deal with that. Notice the active word is Deal, not be happy about it. So if I get stroppy mid-week, it's probably because I can't see Elise till the weekend if I'm lucky, so back off! ;P
*Air hug to Elise*
Oh, and for the record, she's Beautiful. Hah! I said it in a public forumn and you can't hit me, Leesi!
Doust my evil know no bounds?

You haven't got mail, loser...
What? Where's all my fan mail people? Come on. Even if it's an e-mail with nothing other than hi, it'll at least make me feel popular when I go to download it! (All of you now thinking of e-mail bombing me, or spamming me up the ying yang, back off, or I'll get violent.)

Foonky? Is that a word??
Due to numerous requests that I've been getting in all this fan mail, I've suddenly decided to add a Stuartese to English and back again: A Dictionary of DOOOOOM!
Foonky, huh? But that won't be ready till after I get my password back from Portmans and add my finishing touches to my new and improved Friends page. Well... Added to friends page, nothing really changed, just got added.... ANYWAY! On to Stuart's Poetry Corner of DOOOOOM!

Stuart's Poetry corner of DOOOM!
"Say Goodbye" Not a sad love poem, despite the title
People I've never met,
going places I've never seen,
saying things I've never heard.

There's always somewhere greener,
waiting to be found.

Somewhere cleaner,
Somewhere brighter.
Somewhere quieter...

Somewhere danker,
Somewhere darker,
Somewhere louder...

Perhaps we must all,
wander the deserts of our minds.
Find the wilderness within,
and tame it,
make it quieter...
Or louder...

Maybe then our wandering,
curious soul would be happy.
Till then,
There will always be...
Those people...
And I wish I was amongst them.
-Fin
(C) S.Porter 1/5/2001

Boom baby.

Scoot!
This episode of Kiljoys Blogspot proudly brought to you by the letters H, R and P. And the number 200,893,476,518,23.54

-Kiljoy
"Snuffleuppigus smells like Jelly."
"I'll give you Cheesy Poofs you sick little F&*%#$s!!"


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