Through the looking Synopsis
It's that time again, when I rewrite this Blog thingy o' mine to update those of you in the general populace on what little's been happening in my life.

Hmmmm... So... What has been happening.... o.o

Saw a Baptism - Never wear a white shirt...
Expanding music collection - Boom boom boom Funky Boom, Baby.
General Leesi Update - You know the deal. Spurt of happiness.
Family life - My sister's BO Smells baaaad. Her words, not mine. o.o
18th Birthday - Ale and Whores!!!!

I Baptise thee Sir Kiljoy! What...? Wrong ceremony? Damn....
Well, I saw Kathy's Batism this last weekend. Heard the last half of her testimonial. Played Naughts and Crosses and Box game while sitting around in their church. It was all... Interesting.

A Baptism is a big thing... I mean, someone dedicating themselves to a God they have no pyshical proof of? That's a big step in anyone's book. But Kathy's Testimonial really struck me...

I'm not sure if you're supposed to share stuff like this, but basically, her Nephew was burnt in a fire that she managed to escape. Originally she blamed God, but now she's come to accept him again. But... Well, that whole 'One of my family members was burnt alive' thing is... Big. And so, I'm sort of thinking, in comparison.. A lot of stuff just doesn't matter. So, here it is folks. My attempt at making teh world a better place.

Forgive people.
It ain't a new concept, I know. Maybe a bit 'christian' for some of my readers... But screw it. Life's too short and too painful to carry every grudge and every painful memory. Forgive people, say you're sorry to those you've hurt. No excuses, just that one word. Sorry. And get on with life, and find a few more happy memories.

Well, I ian't gonna start my own religion, but still. Think it over. Anyway, onward!

Food, new Music CD... Food, New Music CD... Aww, screw it. Music's the food of life!
I'm not that bad. Thank goodness. o.o
But I have gotten a bunch of shiny new CD's lately, and started MP3ifying them and stuff. I'm starting to get into the whole music thing. Wonder if that could be anything to do with DAMO. Naaaah. ;P

So, here's the list.
The Better Life - 3 Doors Down. Kryptonite gooooood.
Odyssey #5 - Powderfinger. My Happiness goood.
Human Clay - Creed. Higher goooooood.

Ok, so it's nto a big list. But it pretty much doubles my old list, so. I'm happy. =)

Rock on, people!!

Happiness is like a box of choclates. Sweeter still if you share it with someone.
Well... I'm sure you all know the drill. Me happy, thanks to Leesi.
She's great. =)
Superfine! =D
Badass!!! =D =D =D
I'm pretty sure I make her happy too, at least, sometimes. ;P So, all's well and good. School holidays coming up soon. Mmmmmm. Lotsa Leesi time.
I'm an Addict.
Don't help me, let me die with a smile on my lips.

Life is like a Box of live grenades, mother! Now return my mindcontrol advice at once!
Heh. Family guy. Hehehehe. Stuie evil. Hehehe.

Anyway. I don't normally have this section, and don't expect it to be regular.
But.. Basically... My sister is over from Sydney for my birthday (YAY!). Jen's at home right now (BO girl. Not so yay.) And on saturday, Dad, Jen and Cary are all taking off to Perth, leaving to Scotland on Sunday.

I'm gonna be all alone, for a month.... o.o

LAN Party!!

But seriously, it's pretty scary. I'm gonna have to budget... I'm gonna have to cook and clean... I'm gonna havew to operate heavy machienry! *whimper*
Scary...
So, if you understand this housework stuff or know someone who does, please call 1800-HELPME!
I'm standing by with a very large notepad. o.o

Ale and Whores!!! Ale and Whores!!! Ale and Whores!!! Ale and Whores!!! Ale and Whores!!! Ale and Whores!!! Ale an-... Uh, hi Leesi. Whores? Uh! No!! I said... Ale and... Horses! I love pony's, don't you? Eheeeee...... o.- o.o -.o

That's right folks... I'm 18. I can now legally vote, Drink and rent naughty videos. That's a lot of responsibility to get all at once. What if I try to exercise all three? Get drunk, and try to vote for naughty videos or something? It could get messy. Well, anyway. Rather than prattle on, I'm modifying this section into a sort of Poet's corner of Mini-DOOOOOM. So, here it is...

"20/6/2001"
I've walked the paths,
of future's past.
I've avoided pitfalls,
and been caught by others.

I've loved.
I've lost.
But I refuse to cry.

I've lived lies
And wished for truths.
I've followed paths,
with signs labelled "Ruin".

I've stumbeled in Darkness
and watched others fall.

I've tried to guide
and tried to follow.

But I'm still walking
and will for many years more.

(C) S.Porter 20/6/2001. Yadda yadda.

Anyway, I gotta go wash the 17year old off'a me.
18 year old dating a 15 year old. Heh. I'm naughty. =P
I wish all of you readers a GREAT day.
Just buy me somethign expensive. ;P

Boom, Baby.
--Kiljoy
"Must wash harder. Stench of failure still on skin...." - The Simpsons, Homer
"Can I see some ID please?" - Doubting security guard.
posted by Unknown at 6/20/2001 07:00:00 PM [edit]