Through the long overdue catchup synopsis thingy...
Boo.
Boojah.
Woople.

Scared ya, huh? No, not the Boo, the fact I'm finally updating this thing. Bet it'll take most of you a week to notice despite bugging me daily. Well, Nyah! Don't get so impatient. Perfection takes time, and I'm Perfect, so I take my time if I want to! Hah.... Anyway, on with the shooooooow.... Drumroll please?

Outcome Hazy - Rough over view of the last little while...
Double Parked - Birthday Crazyiness with an interesting end.. Sorta...
No Whores? - A look back on what I've done now that it's legal for me to do stuff.
Too many presents - And yet another big, important birthday on the way...
Lonely? - No, sorry, not some desperate persons personal ad. Look at my life without anyone else around.
The rest - Any pointless babble I think of during my writing...

Ask again later...
Well, as most should know.. My memory sucks. So, this will be a rough, disorganised look at what's happened lately. Lesse here...

Saw Final Fantasy. It's out. It's drool worthy. Look out for Psycho guys in cinemas.
Chrissy is dating a guy with an evil clone. Congratulate her or somethin'...
Dad and Sisters go bye bye. I'm all aloooooone on the roooooad. Or somethin'.
Tracked down some chucks o' my past.
Ate a Gerbil.
Learnt how to use an oven and various other home appliances. They're scary! Washer of DOOOOOM
Spending appropriately time consuming chunks of time with Elise. Happy sigh, yadda yadda. =)
Turned 18. Duh.
Bought a GBA. Screens dark. Light good. Rechargeable battery.. Badass.

That'll do Monkey's, that'll do...

Got insurance, buddy?!?!
Well... A friend of mine turned.. Older recently. 17 I do believe. So she's havigna party. No big deal right? Eheh... Heh... Heee... o.o
That's what you think.
First, Budget. I've got Birthdays coming outta my ears right now and only so much money!
Second, guess who else has a birthday the same weekend? MY FREAKIN' BROTHER! You think he could tell me this ahead of time.
Yer yer, I should know when it is, Yadda yadda... This is the mocking typing of not caring people.

So, what to do? Goto one person's party for awhile, then my Brother's which starts later? He is family, after all. Can't really abandon him for a friend, can I? Even one who'd whine about it for weeks to come.... So, it was negotiation time. Several whiskey's later and some pathetic begging.. And my Brother agreed to let me outta his party, so I can go to Tash's for the full time. Tash, I hope you appreciate what I had to do for you! Especially seeing as you keep picking on me...

OMG! I just realised.. Lots of people have been picking on me lately.. Not all of them succesfully.. (Mental iamge of like.. a 12 year old calling Elise blind for dating me because he didn't understand me insulting him...) Maybe.. Maybe it's Elise's fault?!?! Maybe.. She's made me weak!! Or people THINK She's made me weak... Well, you can all listen right now... NOTHING MAKES ME WEAK! I AM KILJOY! And unless Elise tells me off, I WILL INSULT YOU ALL!!! Happy? No? GOOD! MUWHAHAHHAA.... Monkeys...

So, I gotta get my Brother a pressie... Hehe, forgot that technicality.... Gotta find out where his party is... Have to go from work to Tash's Party... Having to see Elise around all of this... And have to avoid Jill whenever possible. This will be a stressful weekend... Oi...

Not even a Stripper??
Boom. 18.
Legal adult.
Taxation file number.
Those contracts I ignore are suddenly legally binding...

Scary. Remind me not to kill anyone, someone, please? I don't want to be locked away for.. Well, forever...

Hrmmmm... Despite being Rugged.. Manly... 18 and legally an adult.. I was just reading over my previous Blogs and, well... I miss my Dad lots. =( And there's a month to go till he gets back, provided he doesn't decide to stay over there longer... =( *Sniffle* Ah well... I'll survive, I guess... Not like my life is insanely hectic even though to others it might not seem that way... I'm not built for stress. And it seems that I'm no longer built for late ngihts, getting tired already.. Geez, only 11:30... Oh well. Guess I'll speed it up.

I've drunk stuff. I've rented an Movie (It was an anime. A Bad one. Crappy even.) Still working on the Tax number. Haven't voted yet. Need a proof of Age card.

Boom.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*Pant*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy --*Collapse*
Well, other than the two presents I need to get like, now, I've got another, really important Birthday coming up. Leesi's. =D Might not seem like a big deal, right? I date her, I should know what she wants, right? WRONG! I've got almost no ideas, and the ideas I do have are under developed. I'll have to put some work into it I guess... Oh, and we recently passed the 4 month mark. That's 12 weeks, not 4X30 days. So, congratulate us.

Hmmm... I could put more here, but, like I said. Tired gettin'... So, Leesi, forgive em would ya? And rest of you, assumed happiness rant rendered, M'kay? M'kay.

Donkey Murphy... Heh.. Heh... Heee...
Well... I really capped it earlier... But I'm starting to feel the loneliness, and the pinch of having to earn money without dad to con into things... I mean, I don't think I've ever been a 'spoilt brat'... That's nto to say I don't get spoilt, just not brattily. And I'm workin' on the whole sharing and be nice thing. But... Well, it's hard. Especially when I'm not working full time, have to juggle with Tafe, and am now going upto bunbury at last twice a week. Least while I'm up there I get fed properly.... =) Maybe I should take a bunch of Doggy bags to Tash's party...

And, while I know my Dad isn't gonna read this, if he somehow did... Missin' ya Dad. Don't stay over in Scotland any longer than you planned. Bad enough already.

And that's as much of a sob as you'll get outta me. I'm too manly. *sniff* Move along folks...

Yadda yadda yadda, etc.
Hmmm... What to write?

Buffy supposedly dead. NOOOOOO!!!! ;.;

BGA gonna get reeeeal Big. 70 people. We could end up bigger than the SWGN if all goes like we plan... Heh... Could be very funky...

GBA's are cool.

Adapting to a 'responsible' tiem table sucks. Early to bed and little internet time. Eeeeevil. Time table of DOOOOOM.

Final Fantasy is badass, and as of today, I've seen it twice.

Oh, and the Gerbil bit was a lie. It was more like a Hamster.

And that concludes, more or less... My next update should be closer to this one, and may well contain extra tidbits I forgot or didn't expand on properly. Either way, expect to be bored soon. And watch Passions and Drink Coke!!

Boom, Baby
-Kiljoy. Stumesiter. Da King.
"TAFE. Urg." - Me. Every day I wake at 7:30...
posted by Unknown at 8/10/2001 08:49:00 AM [edit]