Like sand through the Hourglass, these are the Synopsis of our lives. *Insert Theme music*
Rrrrrr.... Well. Let's see how we go this time. Anyone wondering why I'm angry, read the post frm earlier today. I don't know if it'll be up or down, but it's titled 'Cry, cry, cry...' So it can't be too hard to find.

Let's see if I remember this... Hrmmmm...

Oh, and Tash, post your birthday pics to a page please? So I'm not forced to kill someone trying to browse them? Thaaaaanks much.

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Dogfood - It's not Fancy, but it's cheap!
E-mail of DOOOOOM - Fan mail!!! I think...
Sweet 17... - A year older, but any wiser...?
Elise Watch - You know... Yadda yadda yadda.
Blast from the past from the past - Article I meant to write last update...
Scrap Metal - The rest.
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So Chumpy you can carve it.
Dogfood. Not many people appreciate just how chewy and nutritious this stuff is. And you can live off it for like, less than $20 a week! It's great...

Why would I eat Dogfood... Let's just say 'Cashflow problems'.
Somehow, I've gone through a large sum of money in the last fortnight, which left me for the last 5 days or so, with only $30's to last me till Dad gets home. That ain't good. And then, my brother was refusing to pay me. ARRRRR! NOT GOOD.
Especially seeing as Elise's Birthday is coming up and I need to get the rest of her present still... I mean, yeeee.... So, hopefully, I can get enough money outta my Bro to survive, and not blow it all this time...
Otherwise... I take $20's and work on the corner of Prince and Queen Street in Busso.

Yeee.... o.o

You've got Mail! And some of it's not Junk!
So, I'm sittin' there, right?
Mindin' my own buisness.
Got Outlook open. Checkin' for mail every 5 minutes.
Pops up and bugs me from time to time, asking me to read the junk mail it just downloaded.
Pfft.
So, when I looked in my Inbox, and found an actual message, I was obviously stunned.
But that's not all.
No, it's not, Mr. Non-slanty voice. It was from someone I don't even really know. Don't even consider a friend or nothin'.
What's up with that?
I mean, I beg and plead time after time for feedback in e-mail form on my Blog.
I get crapola.
I didn't even know this guy was reading my Blog...
Hell, only reason I know anyone is, is because you all Whine at me over ICQ that I need to update.
That doesn't seem very nice.
Tell me about it.
And yet, they call themselves your friends? Uncaring cads!
You're preaching to the converted M'man.
I hear ya' Brother.
o.o
o.o
Aaaaaaaannyway... The point so far of this story is that you should all be ASHAMED of yourselves. (Except Elise. She's allowed to go Guilt free.)
Rather than whining that I don't update, send me an e-mail telling what you thought of my Blog, if it was funny, how perfect I am. All'a that.
The only reason I'm even updating my Blog again so soon is BECAUSE of that E-mail.
Let's see that again shall we?
The only reason I'm even updating my Blog again so soon is BECAUSE of that E-mail.
And once again, with feeling.
The only reason I'm even updating my Blog again so soon is BECAUSE of that E-mail.
Thanks.
No problem.

Now that I've finished lecturing you all and trying to make you heartless little buggers feel guilty, let's move onto the e-mail itself, shall we?
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From: Glen [glen@netserv.net.au]
To: warwiz@iinet.net.au
Cc:
Subject: eat me, furball
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Dude

I like your writing style

keep blogging and you'll get a magic link from my page

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

doc

www.docfisher.com
doc@docfisher.com
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See that? He likes my writing style, more than any of you have ever e-mailed me. *sniff*

Anyway... Onto the second goal of this chapter...
Should I be scared?
I mean, this is my first piece of Fan mail.
Should I be scared he might stalk me?
Should I be scared I'll become an over-night mega hit star who makes millions?
Is a Magic Link a good thing?
Have any of you got Magic Links?
Should we start a Magic Link Support Group??

And is it just me or does that burst of maniacal laughter at the end, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" seem to say...
"I drink the blood of Sheep and will wipe your spleen off my baseball bat witha waffle cone."???

Well... I don't know.. But either way.. Considering I now have 'Fans'... And my above mentioned Cashflow problems...
I'm selling Autographed Blank CD's for $5 a bop. Personalised Wav Files cost an extra $5, and cannot contain any requests by me to marry you or do anything involving Peanut Butter.
Send your checks, comments and Money orders to: Kiljoy Inc.

Come on people. It doesn't take much effort. Click the contact link on my Webpage. Click the e-mail. Type a message. Click send. Do it, and give a tall, violent boy his wings.

Sweet 17 and been arrested for Narcotics once doesn't have the same ring...
Tasha's BDay.
Come and gone.
She's still not old enough to drink.
There was a party.
There was a hour and a half of really bad Puns, and Elise's Dad wasn't even there.
And we have photographic evidence...

There were Balloons.
There were Scary people.
There were Scary people.
There were Scary people.
There was Scary people.
There were Scared people.
There was loud people.
There was just downright hot people.
There was kinky people.
There was "not-gonna-be-there" people.
And there was Beautiful people.
(It's not a good photo of Elise, but she had to get a mention.)

And that... Was that...

Almost Legal.
I gotta enjoy my 'Dirty old guy' thing while I can, don't I?

Well, I'm back to blogging. Yes, 3 or so days later does count as ASAP in the wild, Wacky world of Kiljoyness.

Well, now there's only 2 days left to Elise's Birthday.
Wow.
Doesn't time fly?
==Unpaused something like... 2 weeks after Elise's party? Oops...==
Wow.... Well, I'm back. Stuff has happened. But... I'll try to finish this post and move on to a new one. Mmmm'kay? Mmmm'kay.

So.. Lesse here... Hrmmmm....
Oh, screw it. Onto the next topic.
I can't remember my Tafe ID number, how can I remember what I was thinking like, 2 weeks ago.
Anyway, this post was doomed from the beginning. Just look at the pose beneath. I mean.. Yeesh!

Onward and sometimes upward!

Alicia Silverstone was kinda chubby in it...
Well, of late, I have retied my ties with the past. Eerily approprtiate, considering the old imp I call "Daddy" is returning tommorrow... But anyway. A quick rundown on the links I've relinked and the bridges I've unburned.

Raven - My Cyber brother. long time cohort and ICQ hoodlum. He was banned from using computers and touch tone phones for a while... Anyone who's seen Hackers can probably figure out why.

Amanda - One time Cyber Girlfriend (I don't care how sad and geeky you think it is.) and now relocated to New Zealand from America.

X-Files Muck - A whole Muck full of people pretending to be a memeber of the X-files cast, or their own, original variation. Good people. I play a 5 year old Brat there. Approrpriate, huh folks?

Ok... So the list isn't THAT impressive. So shoot me. It was still kinda emotional. Who owed who money was forgotten as *Hugs* were flung around madly. It was all fun and games until someone lost their "i" key and had to type *Kuss*. Isn't Kussing bad words...?

Scrap the Truck!
There is no 'rest'.. At least, not that I remember. Scroll... Well, up the page probably, to view the latest post dealing with todays topics!

Boom, Baby.
-Kiljoy, Black Belt master of Caffeine high Boxing.
"What...? I have to clean? But... It's only just learning to talk! Whatever.. It.. Is... O.o" - Me reguarding the thing in the sink and my Father's return.
"Hey, it's not my fault I have to drive the Merc. The BMW's having engine troubles!" - Me. Every chance I get. If I'm gonna get mocked for it, I might as well enjoy it.

posted by Unknown at 8/17/2001 09:19:00 PM [edit]