Sunday, November 11, 2001
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BUGS!
FRICKIN FECKIN' BUGS!

They are damn well everywhere!!!

My last post I wrote like, Thursday night. Posted lastnight.
But now... Yeeee!
There are literally hundreds of dead and not dead midgy things on my floor.
Thank goodness for flyspray.
And there are big Bugs too!
I saw like,a Walnut sized beetle the other night. It just.. Flew into the living room from some other room.
The enw house is nice and all, but I'm starting to get seriously freaked out.
Seriously.
I've got Midgy's all around my monitor, dead or alive, I dunno...


We need a Phase 3 Bug zapper! Stat!
Privateer! You're a electrical guy! Make it! Please make it!
Somebody (Anybody, but preferrably Elise. And definetly not Doc.) hold me! Tell me it'll be alright!

Do you know what it's like to have to shake your blanket free of midgys before you go to bed? To wake up thinking you've inhaled... Some kinda bug... To have Misquito's bigger than your eyeball sitting outside your window trying to chip their way in through the glass??
My only solice is in the fact we have a rifle and lotsa ammo.. Now I just need a key to the gun room...
Like I said, BIG misquitos....

And my flesh is so pale and virgin like... They love it, dirty buggers.... HELP ME!!!


-Kiljoy
Scared outta my frickin' mind... With a funny taste in my mouth... -Me. Now. Help me....

*Please send donations to the 'Buy Kiljoy a new freakin' Bug free house or one big ass bug zapper' to PO Box 280, Busselton 6280 c/o Stuart Porter
Please include a self addressed envelope and stamp for a thank you note. Throw in an extra twenty in a plastic bag for a picture of Kiljoy naked, whimpering like a little girl saying 'The Bugs... they're under my skin!'

This has beena public service announcement...


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It’s my first night in a new bed.
In a new House.
In a new World.

Welcome to my life.

Geek from birth till about… Oh, 6 and a half months ago. Then a social life found me in the form of a Girlfriend. Since then I haven’t had time to be all that geeky. My Counter Strike scores have suffered, as has pretty much all of my computer life.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s worth it. I just miss the old stuff sometimes.

Saying goodbye to your past can be hard, even when you really want to.

But back to the beginning of this irrelevant, late night write up I call a ‘Blog’ but most call my public abuse forum. New Bed.

That’s right folks. About 3 months late, over budget and still unfinished.. I’ve moved house. Tonight, the night I write this thing at least will be the first night I spend in my new room.

It’s a nice room. Big.
I wonder how much it costs to wall paper your room with Buffy posters...

So, where is the new house? What happened to the house warming LAN?

Well, I still plan to LAN, mean and long, sometime soon. But I still don’t know where the heck I can find enough tables. Thanks to a generous offer from Baggy, I should have enough Switchyness to carry it off. Now I need Tables and People.

The house itself is in Inlet park. It’s on Tuart drive, just outside of Busso. The ‘scenic’ route.

As for the new world... Well. Couple of things.
First, No Car.

Some lady pulled out in front of me at an intersection. Completely her fault, but it hurt and now I don’t have a car. Could be a write off. =\ Yeesh.

Besides that, me and Viro have finally got access to Keenspace... So... As soon as I find some time, I’ll draw up our first strip (With my latest style) and then ink it. Once that’s done, I just need to give it to Viro for scanning, CGEffects and uploading or whatnot. Should be good. Freaky, but good.

Besides all that, though. Recent events and accusations have caused me to question the very fabric of my perceived reality. To question my own unique slant on situations and wonder if I’m ever right, or if I need to seriously change my way of thinking, feeling and living... Like, lots...

Time will tell...

-Kiljoy
“Gerbil milk good. Cow milk bad. Say it with me now.” –Only the Beginning..



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