It is good to be the King
So, the veil of shadows, sorcery, secrecy and mint sauce has been lifted. I am now allowed to reveal my big secret...

I've got a girlfriend.

Why does that word always sound so strange? Girlfriend....

There was a whole mess why I couldn't spill before, and this can also be considered my public apology to Silva.
Sorry girl.

Ok, so, here goes.. The important stuff.
Name: Emily
Height: Shorter than me... 5'6"...?
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green, I'd say.
Where met: Silva's Murder Mystery party.

So, that's the basics. The most important part: She's great. Has a sense of humor and a cute smile. She makes me feel like I should giggle like a little school girl.

Now that I've spread my own joy, I suppose it's time, at some request, for me to pass on the secrets to picking up chicks Kiljoy style.
*Ahem*

First, you must douse yourself in a retail job for a good 2-3 months. This will bring your people skills and confidence to a gentle simmer.
Throw in a dash of new hair style with a hint of gel, and continue to simmer.
Serve at a relaxed social event. Garnish with a bad ass jacket.
While you should keep the dish present and in the attention areas of everyone, you should not try to be blatant and force it upon people.
"If you build it, they will come."

And there you have it. Just like Grandma used to make.

I think I promised a lengthy Blog last time... But tough luck. I got a phone call to take in about 10 minutes. So, see you all later. And good luck. =)

Boom, Baby.
--Kiljoy
Ya know the blonde chick on Big Brother? The little one? She's scary. Not a quote, just me.

P.S. Not only did I get to spend a few VERY nice hours with Emily last night, but all the Web comics I read also got an update today. Good to be me... =)
posted by Unknown at 5/27/2002 05:14:00 AM [edit]